Sometimes the heart and mind don't agree. You just want to scream out and give up everything. Wouldn't that be something?

I need to get a real job or I'm going to turn into some sad head case.

Though I'll take commissions for real money!

Just Note me if you're interested.

Single person:
$5 - sketch
$8 - colored pencils
$15 - flat CG coloring
$25 - CG cell shaded
$35 - soft shading

Couples or Groups:
Note me, we'll work out a price

My gallery doesn't have much.

What I'll do:
Anything just about.
War and graphically bloody scenes are ok.

What I won't do:
Porn involving children
Bestiality - though I will do fursonas and even 'animal love'. But it better be pretty clear that the characters are 'consenting adults' even if they are in some sort of animal state.
Sexual violence or abuse.

Things I'm terrible at:
Mech
Backgrounds

Things I'm not great at:
Old people
bondage
yaoi - not great at boys in general.

*I may be willing to give discounts to people wanting things in the 'stuff I'm terrible/not great at' categories, because I need to practice these things until I'm better... and there is a good chance your art is going to not be awesome... or even decent. xD

I won't start art until payment is received. Just a rule. And I'll give you a time frame of when I'll be done with your piece. If I take too long you will get a partial or full refund.